FROM California: How are things in Minnesota?

Minnesotan: It’s pretty cold out, but it should get into positive territory later today.

FROM California: Great, I’m glad you’re feeling positive. Could get a bit nasty here with a bit of rain and it feels pretty cold too. We always hate it when it gets below 50.

Minnesotan: Yah, 50 below really sucks.

FROM California: Speaking of sucks, the news keeps saying how Democrats want Hillary as their candidate in the next election. Most Californians I know are changing their ABC policy from anything but chardonnay to anyone but Clinton.

Minnesotan: You drink Chardonnay?

FROM California: Only with some varieties of fish.

Minnesotan: Would it go with walleyes?

FROM California: Better than Hillary.

Minnesotan: I thought it was Monica that sucked!

FROM California: Anyway, no one I know here want’s another Clinton. How about there?

Minnesotan: No Hillary for us either. Who are these folks who really want her?

FROM California: Another urban myth.

Minnesotan: Yah, like good, cheap chardonnay.